Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Too bad Elizabeth isn’t gonna be in it. Well at least Will is back. Maybe in the next movie we get all three of them back. 🙂 For some reason the 4th movie always makes me feel sad because the three of them were so great together and now they’re not together anymore. Also I hope Barbosa’s crazy laughter is back too. HAHAHAHAHAHA 😀

EXCLUSIVE! ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales’ Trailer

Step 1: Kill Captain Barbosa Step

2: Accept Captain Barbosa as your ally Step

3: Obtain heart of Davy Jones Step

4: Kill Davy Jones Step

5: Enjoy life on the Seven Seas as an ally of Will Turner, the new Davy Jones Step

6: Kill Blackbeard (without Will’s help, for some reason) Step

7: Sleep peacefully knowing that NOW, ALL your enemies FOR SURE have been vanquished Step

8: Hear about Captain Salazar Step

9: F your life

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